bunk

Unacceptable behavior (especially ludicrously false statements).

A bed on a ship or train; usually in tiers.

A long trough for feeding cattle.

Beds built one above the other.

A message that seems to convey no meaning.

A rough bed (as at a campsite).

Avoid paying.

Flee; take to one's heels; cut and run.

Provide with a bunk.

“We bunked the children upstairs”